[A Must Read] The Terrible Experience I Had On My Birthday – By Makinde Azeez

My people be very careful these days… This happened to me last 2 night when I returned home, after celebrating my Birthday….
My face oooooooo , I can’t believe what happened to me, Wonders dey always say shall never end. I was standing in front of the entrance of my house waiting for the security to open the gate so I can go in. Then a woman came and told me that she knows me, that she has met me before. So I was like I can’t really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me.
Then the woman said that she had met me in a conference in Abia State, Umuahia, in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, I’ve never been to Abia State… That was my reply. Before I could complete the statement, I heard “TAWAI “, A very hot slap on my face, If the temperature of that slap was to be measured, it will be around 200 degrees. I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her, but there was none.
I tried to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not recalling ur name ‘TAWAI!’ The hot slap came the 2nd time ! I couldn’t bear it any longer. I regretted being alone in the night. I held the woman’s hair and started pulling her legs. I pulled and pulled, stretched and stretched her legs then pulled again just as am pulling your legs now. hahahaaha…
Kaiiiii! U too like gist oooooooo. See as you dey serious they read am.. Lols…… Good morning and how was your Night? Its great having you on Naijaloaded, We love you all :).
Still remain your humble boy #Mankind.
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